Ok, this is probably the most appropriate post I’ve sent up in awhile. I just stumbled across The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator and it was too much fun to pass up. Basically, you pick a bunch of responses to questions and it churns out a simple post. I decided to make it more fun that I would go about it in Mad Libs style and not read the questions, just pick stuff at random. Here is the result:

Holy crap! I just found out I have not updated this since the long
board was invented… You would not believe the fairy dust I have to
clean up. Dudes!.

I am so busy with a weight-lifting regime,
rock crushing, just generally being an embarrassment to my friends, my
day pisses me off from sun up to whenever. I am beyond drunk most of
the time. my kids think I don’t make sense any more.

I swear on
the bones of my ancestors that when the weather turns bad, I will blog
more often. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. Cats if you don’t.

Indeed! Cats if you dont.

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