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Too Much Fun

Ok, this is probably the most appropriate post I’ve sent up in awhile. I just stumbled across The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator and it was too much fun to pass up. Basically, you pick a bunch of responses to questions and it churns out a simple post. I decided to make it more fun that I would go about it in Mad Libs style and not read the questions, just pick stuff at random. Here is the result:

Holy crap! I just found out I have not updated this since the long
board was invented… You would not believe the fairy dust I have to
clean up. Dudes!.

I am so busy with a weight-lifting regime,
rock crushing, just generally being an embarrassment to my friends, my
day pisses me off from sun up to whenever. I am beyond drunk most of
the time. my kids think I don’t make sense any more.

I swear on
the bones of my ancestors that when the weather turns bad, I will blog
more often. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. Cats if you don’t.

Indeed! Cats if you dont.

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If you’ve never seen “This Film Not Yet Rated“, a documentary about the Film Industries MPAA rating system, it’s worth a watch, and totally free.

Insta-Marketing

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Thi is Just a Test

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GasBuddy.com

Strictly for the quick link, check local gas prices to find the cheapest in your town.

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That’s it! I’m buying a skateboard today!

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Four newspaper conglomerates band together to form one giant online ad network, because that’s the obvious answer to the problem.

Apple Dominance

I may be a jaded cultist, but I still appreciate hearing stuff like this.

Escapist Reviews

If you’re into war-mongering video games, like me, about zealous spec-ops killing everything in sight, then you’ll appreciate this funny as hellreview of Call of Duty 4.

Cursor 10

Cool Game. Pay attention on the 6th floor!

The Obelisk

Some time ago, my wife Leslie asked what an obelisk was. I told her the Washington monument is an obelisk. This obelisk isn’t as substantial, but cool none the less.